- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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