- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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