- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Guess what? Bananas

Ross.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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