What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Anthony sucks

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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