- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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