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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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