What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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here kitty kitty

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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willie revilame

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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