- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

a black man did not eat chicken.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

This is a joke. Laugh!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What is life? Paul.

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