- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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