- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

knock,knock you suck

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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