Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Miscarriages.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Jesus

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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You.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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