I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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