Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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who farted i did :]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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