Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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BUT HWY?

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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