what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Christians

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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