w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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The Colts this year.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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