Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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lebron

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Runescape.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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