What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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