Sarah Palin

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Knock knock

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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