roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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