- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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