- Anti Joke

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.