How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Women's rights

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A fish swims up your penis...

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Wenis Penis

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Sex education in Texas.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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