What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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