- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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