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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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