What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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