Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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