A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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