What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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what is orange? an orange

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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black people

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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