Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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cats are pussies

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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