Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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