- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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