Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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