mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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charlie sheen

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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