- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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