Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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This sentance contains three errers

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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I literally died laughing

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Anti Joke

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