how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Logan's gay

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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