My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why can't jokes spit?

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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