- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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