What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Christianity.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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