Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Logan's gay

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Anti Joke

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