- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

child labor

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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