What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

haha Otarts was here

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

This sentance contains three errers

why did the black guy die? cancer

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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