- Anti Joke

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

you know whats not funny white boards.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.