If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Ebola

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

when debbie meets downer

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Thats what she said

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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