Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what is orange? an orange

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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black people

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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cancer

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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