Your mom is so old she died

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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