- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Psychics.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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