- Anti Joke

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.