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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

How would you rule?

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3