A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

This is a joke. Laugh!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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