What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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