- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

a. why? b. because

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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