What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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alex is cool

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why girl die cancer

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Your mom is so old she died

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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