What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

black people

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Stealth baseballs record

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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