What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

what's the difference between a duck?

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

F? No k

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Want to hear a joke? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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