- Anti Joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense