A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

This comment is anti to jokes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

You.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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