Swag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what is not funny? This joke.

You.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Miscarriages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Runescape.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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