Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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